1. brightwalldarkroom:

    LEMON OUT!

    by Michelle Said

    Who is Liz Lemon? She isn’t you, as much as you think she is. She isn’t me, as much as I think she is. She’s a highly successful woman at the top of her field. Are you a highly successful woman at the top of your field? I am not. I don’t even know if I have…

    “Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.”

    In other words, I wrote about Liz Lemon and you could probably read it if you wanted to. 

    (Source: brightwalldarkroom)

     

  2. Wesley Snipes: I wasn’t even supposed to ride my foot cycle home today.
    Liz Lemon: Stop calling it that.
    Wesley Snipes: Yeah, fine, my Velocipede.