Today I saw some 7-year old kid on the subway talking into his fake Spiderman flip phone. He was saying things like, “Oh yeah,” and “I see,” and “So there’s that.”
His mom asked him who he was talking to. He covered his hand over the bottom of the phone and said, “It’s my personal business.” And his mom was like, “No, really, who are you talking to?” And he was like, “I can’t tell you.” And she was like, “Seriously, tell me. I’m your mother, you can tell me.” And he was like, “No way, it’s a personal phone call.”
I wonder when that kid is going to realize there’s no reception underground.
I wonder when his mother is going to realize the cell phone is fake.