1. I pull the “I’m allergic to melon” (false) card whenever I order a fruit plate. FUCK MELON. What a soul-sucking, do-nothing fruit.

    GENIUS. Taking notes.

     
  1. away-abaddon said: Yes, yes, YES!
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