- Get cute short haircut.
- Revel in cute short haircut.
- Accept all compliments on cute short haircut.
- Decide you’re going to grow it out. For real this time. Your hair was so long and beautiful and you looked so cute with it long. For real.
- Haircut becomes extremely uncute.
- Wrestle with your promise to yourself to have long hair again.
- Haircut starts approximating mom hair from the ’80s.
- Make desperate appointment at salon.
- Get cute short haircut.