1. One of my boobs literally looks like it’s from another set of tits. And I love it! I really like it. I used to go topless around the house and I remember there was this guy and he was like, “Your boobs are so different. It’s awesome!” And he was older, too, and I was just like, “Thanks!” And I always remember that. His name was Sam Koppelman. That was awesome.
    — Wait, you’re saying the IT guy at my last job told Jemima Kirke from Girls her boobs were awesome? Okay then.
     
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