Hello! I am you from the future! I came back in time to tell you not to download Temple Run onto your iPhone because it will ruin your life! You won’t be able to stop playing once you realize that power-ups are involved. And then eventually you lose your job and your friends and your boyfriend/girlfriend and your family. They put you on Intervention but it’s no use because you just keep playing Temple Run during the intervention. And you nod and you agree to go to a program because you think that they are actually saying, “Would you like to get the power up that gives you a triple bonus on coins?” but they aren’t. They aren’t. They aren’t saying that. And you’re like, “I just want to get enough coins so that I have the cool geisha avatar.” But when does that day come, huh? When?
Don’t download Temple Run.
Just maybe for a little while.
But don’t say I didn’t warn you.