May 2012
20 posts
“But the true beauty behind Breaking Bad is how euphoric it is to watch a...”
– a bright wall in a dark room.: TV MONTH: Breaking Bad (2008 - present) 
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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alexwhines replied to your photo: Here is the oldest picture of me on Facebook,… photo tagging wasn’t around in the first year or two. It was just the profile picture. How quickly we forget. Or, like, how quickly over 8 years we forget.
May 18th
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May 18th
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“I’ve never as fanatically declared my allegiance and disdain for various media...”
– a bright wall in a dark room.: TV MONTH: Freaks and Geeks (1999) 
May 18th
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May 16th
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distorte replied to your post: I honestly want to know why we have so many… I feel like this about the entire gamut of reality television, without exception. It has been eating me alive for twelve years. You cannot escape it. I understand that. I find some shows to be less morally offensive than others. I do hate other reality TV shows for their vapidity and uselessness, The Bachelor just...
May 15th
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I honestly want to know why we have so many Bachelors and Bachelorettes because I think it is killing us? Like I think we are all dying and I think The Bachelor is responsible for it. I wish I didn’t think this way, but I do, and it’s hard. But I think in 50 years we will all kind of stare at each other and think, “Why didn’t we stop this when we had the chance?”...
May 15th
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“You start by writing to live. You end by writing so as not to die.”
– Carlos Fuentes RIP Carlos Fuentes. (via paperbackgirl)
May 15th
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I somehow received a free gift certificate to a skin care spa. I decided to use it today on a facial. If you have never had a facial before, please don’t let the soothing spa atmosphere fool you: it is no gentle ride through the good night. There’s this thing called extractions and they basically pummel your face into submission so you wind up ending up looking like a blotchy mess who...
May 10th
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a bright wall in a dark room.: Reality Bites... →
brightwalldarkroom: I WAS TOLD THERE’D BE NO MATH ON THIS EXAM. by Bailey Kennedy I watched Reality Bites for the first time two weeks before graduating college, huddled with my roommates on the giant gray suede LoveSac in our living room. Up until that point, my life felt like a carefully plotted course… I get so happy when my friends are new contributors to BWDR. Yay Bailey!
May 7th
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Today I saw some 7-year old kid on the subway talking into his fake Spiderman flip phone. He was saying things like, “Oh yeah,” and “I see,” and “So there’s that.” His mom asked him who he was talking to. He covered his hand over the bottom of the phone and said, “It’s my personal business.” And his mom was like, “No, really, who...
May 7th
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May 7th
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petitchou replied to your quote: We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for… I pull the “I’m allergic to melon” (false) card whenever I order a fruit plate. FUCK MELON. What a soul-sucking, do-nothing fruit. GENIUS. Taking notes.
May 4th
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May 4th
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“We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And it is very classy...”
– Lesley Knope is my fruit basket soulmate.
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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a bright wall in a dark room.: Tiny Furniture... →
brightwalldarkroom: I’M REALLY MATURE, BUT EVERY TIME I COME INTO YOUR ROOM I WANNA SLEEP IN YOUR BED. by Letitia Trent With all of the various reactions to Lena Dunham’s series Girls (from adoration to hate to claims of class blindness and racism), it is useful to look back at Dunham’s film Tiny Furniture, a movie that, in 2010, created a mini-version of the uproar that
May 1st
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