circle of haircut
Get cute short haircut. Revel in cute short haircut. Accept all compliments on cute short haircut. Decide you’re going to grow it out. For real this time. Your hair was so long and beautiful and you looked so cute with it long. For real. Haircut becomes extremely uncute. Wrestle with your promise to yourself to have long hair again. Haircut starts approximating mom hair from the...
One of my boobs literally looks like it’s from another set of tits. And I love...– Wait, you’re saying the IT guy at my last job told Jemima Kirke from Girls her boobs were awesome? Okay then.
he: (unprompted) I don't really think it's that big of a deal.
me: (barely awake) what?
he: you know... the personal... sites.
me: the personal sites?
me: are you awake?
he: .... yes.
me: what sites?
he: with the monsters.
me: you are definitely asleep right now.
he: (begins to giggle maniacally)
chadilaksono replied to your photo: cemetery writing party where is this?? This is the view off of my fire escape in my bedroom, which is somewhere in the East Village.
someone is whistling along to the Dido parts in...
me: WHO IS WHISTLING
coworker: [names other coworker who is known for whistling and singing as he works]
me: not okay
me: NOT OKAY
me: NO NO NO
[whistling coworker starts singing "it's not so bad, it's not so ba-a-ad"]
Let’s stop talking about Girls and start...
The Way I Found Salvation
No, not Jesus. I found a bottle of pills (actually, two bottles) and they have Saved me. Praise be unto the Vitamin B-Complex from Whole Foods/Nature’s Bounty for lifting up this wretched soul from the grasp of migraines! This probably will not work for everybody and I probably will not be free from the grip of head pain that can only be kindly referred to as “unbearable”...
a bright wall in a dark room.: Reviews as Other... →
brightwalldarkroom: DON’T TOUCH THE WATCH. by Patrick Bateman There is a film based on me, my life, and it scrapes the line of frightening realism and imaginary hopes, dreams, wishes, that I can’t have, will never have, am not capable of having. The film is American Psycho and is directed by a woman named… I love everything about this.