January 2011
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surprise, dear friends! i'm tall!
If I had a superpower, it would probably be surprise height. I have the ability for people who have known me for months—months! Possibly years! – to come up to me and say, “Huh. You’re tall.” This is something that just occurs to them suddenly. As if I had hidden my height from them and all of a sudden they figured it out.
I have always been tall but I have never been the tallest. I don’t feel...
“you wouldn’t date a gay dwarf. that says a lot about you.”
– Chad, who is one of my most favorite people in the world. He knows me extremely well.
Added quote: “again, i’m all about length”
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“In December 1991, Austin, Texas firefighters fighting a raging fire in a local...”
– HOLD ON, Maureen Maher of 48 Hours on Investigation Discovery. Please go back to the point where there is a RAGING FIRE in a YOGURT SHOP.
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iron & wine - an angry blade
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hidingundertrees asked: Do you have a "knife block?" If so, do you make the "shhhhnk!" sound when you remove/insert one of the knives?
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WatchI don’t know if it’s the weather or my personal life or the state of the world or whatever. I don’t know what it is! I’ve been a major crankypants lately.
This song helps a lot.
ways to sign off your business correspondence that...
Warmest regards,
Best wishes,
Most sincerely,
Sunshine,
Clouds,
Daydreams,
Kind regards,
Best,
Drink your Ovaltine,
Cheers,*
* Only applies if the sender is known to be an American.
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“What galls me about two-spacers isn’t just their numbers. It’s their...”
– Dear writers,
Please read this article on Slate and fix your typing accordingly. For the love of all that is holy and right in this world.
Love,
Somebody Who Has to Edit Stuff
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snow days are great for answering questions →
I finally don’t give a shit about telling you I was on Cash Cab last year but I’m not allowed to say anything about how I did because they would take my money away. IF I won any money, that is.
Also I have watched almost everything on Netflix. Pretty sure.
why doesn't everybody enable replies on posts?
to those who don’t: why do you make it so hard for me to love you?
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I wrote ten pages of a story over the weekend. I know that’s not really a big deal for most writers, but I am not most writers and also I have the worst case of procrastination of all time. This is that big long book I’m working on (which I refuse to call the n-word — not that n-word, you racist) that I have been tackling for a few months. The good news: the story is still good!...
hidingundertrees asked: Have you ever accidentally mixed denims?
