ghostofmitch: I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That’s sad, but then they said, “Lola does not know the meaning of the word ‘can’t’.” That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions. It’s easy, Lola - you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!
You know things are amiss when random cabbies passing you on the street tell you to cheer up. Lately, my brow has been permanently furrowed. If it’s not a crush of overwhelming work and stress, it’s a problem having to do with my account having been hacked. My parents dutifully sent over the information for me to send back to Washington Mutual (or should I call it Chase?) but our fax machine has...
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with...– David Sedaris
10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn
They also make okay parachutes.
Irish people do not like buttered popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans, nor are they big fans of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. They do, however, enjoy macaroni and cheese.
Palin As President →
Seriously, you guys. This ish is SCARY.
What is your Myers-Briggs personality type? →
everybodycares: chelseamoylan: onemoretimewithfeeling: littleorphanammo: fletter: meaghano: designage: i don’t know what four letters i am, but i do know this test is giving me ADD. update: INTJ / rational mastermind? thanks for the flattery, ms. myers and ms. briggs, but i’m pretty sure i just got bored with the test. haha ohmyGOD i am obsessed with myers-briggs. naysayers: can...
I want to go here and eat these and have one of these.
You Fell Asleep Watching a DVD →
I can't think of anything scarier. →
Reason #4252 Why Irish Radio Rulez!
THEY ARE PLAYING “SKINNY LOVE” BY BON IVER RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND OMG!
Should the ocean pay for its own rape kit? →
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than...– Thomas Jefferson, 1802 (via joecarryon) Oh snap.
Health Department ads in subways stress curbing... →
I find this kinda awesome. Health conciousness ftw!
The Stateside Candy Co. →
This is more for my reference, so my parents won’t have to spend so much on postage next time. Things to definitely keep in mind for the upcoming holidays!
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator →
I’m Can Lightning Palin.
Typing out to deafening silence definitely has its benefits, but when you blog partially as a means to keep in touch with people back home, this is less good. So, I have reactivated comments. Although… I’m not quite so sure if this is actually working. Also, new layout! Constantly keeping it fresh; that’s my motto. Just call me a *~*MAVERICK*~*.
Sarah Palin Makes Winking Look Hard →
“Successful winking is hard to do, even in a context where it actually makes sense (like if you’re the villain in a kid’s movie.)” Via Videogum.
Calling yourself a maverick is a sure sign you’re not one.– David Sedaris, tonight (via everybodycares)
I'm in their wheelhouse. →
my new goal, and my new addiction
When I was living in Atlanta, I had a gym membership to a facility that was part of our corporate complex and I would attend this regularly, around 4-5 days a week. I always gave myself a good pat on the back for this behavior and I felt genuinely good doing it. I miss that a lot. So in addition to the dancing and the aeroblast cardio workouts, I am going to be eating healthier. And, although...